The F Word

As offensive as the word ‘fat’ is to the average girl, so too is the word ‘free’ to a stripper.

Upon offering one’s services as a tres exoticus perfectus dancer to a guy, there is almost nothing more annoying than any one of the following replies in which the ‘f’ word is used; ‘Is it free?’, ‘Only if it’s free’, ‘Do I get it for free cause I’m young and good looking?’, ‘It should be free for girls though….’. Like hell.

Are you fucking serious?

When I go to work, I like to get paid. And as I’ve never, in my whole 6 years of dancing met anyone who works in a charity, I’m pretty sure you all do too. And I don’t care if it’s your birthday. What the hell did you get me for mine? They often have some weird, smug expression on their face, as though pleased to have thought of it first. Except the girls. They usually mean it.

‘Is it free?’, as a response to the offer of a lapdance, can only be surpassed in annoyingness by ‘Where’s the dance floor?’, or maybe ‘Why don’t you pay me, and I’ll give you a lapdance?’

Would it be asking too much to have the ‘f’ word outlawed in the club?

Credit where credit is due though, over the years I have met a few people who work for/with charities in some way, shape or form. They have ALL been dancers, none of them customers! It’s possible that this is a reflection of the demographic we see, or it could just be that there are lot’s of kind hearted ladies of the night out there.

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5 thoughts on “The F Word

  1. This happened to me on the weekend. The guy sat at a table with a buck’s group said exactly this whilst standing up with his hands behind his head and pelvic thrusting. ‘How about you pay ME fifty dollars and I’ll dance for YOU.’ Gross. The snippet of what I could have expected was enough to cause my face to make that expression of disgust and say ‘what the f*ck is wrong with you’, and walk away. I could not even be bothered to hustle that table!

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  2. Hi B, excellent blog, i read heaps of blogs… I like your writing style, Miss A said it would be good and she was right. Bit different to the average quilting blog tho LOL
    Cheers Margaret

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